Wednesday, October 7, 2009

my name is doctor jen knee, i am on an unofficial quest to gain fame via the interweb. i am not only a local celebrity, i am also a twitter genius, follow me...jennyelir, also, i have a facebook...check it out...jennifer riley. Having all of these will ensure my status as huge celebrity. and since look out for those who were with me all along, all you faithful followers will be welcome in my posse as i bounce from club to club, through the back door right to the vip section. check it one two.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

magical growing sponges


how could small children possibly have the patience to grow a magical growing sponge animal or in my case skeleton. i am a twenty four year old that has waited twenty one hours thus far, and i am about to give up. i can't describe the feeling of disappointment when i come home from work or wake up in the morning to a skeleton that has not yet doubled in size, let alone grown five times as the box describes. apparently, when a package says it may take up to seventy two hours, it is not an exaggeration. for your health, stay away from magical growing sponges.